Deep Thoughts From Blaine

Written on a napkin for submision to my blog, Deep Thoughts by Blaine:

Next time when life seems to be treating you like the regurgitated crystal burger tossed aside into a pool of urine on the corner of Burgundy and St. Louis by the whimsical frayed fingers of the friendly street cleaner, REMEMBER, your dismay is no ones fault but your OWN, for if there are no expectations then there will be no disappointments.