Monday, September 27

A Mid-Way Post

So there I was....in the Atlanta airport. Actually this is the Hartford-Jackson airport and I am sitting in "Laptop Lane," an internet cafe on the third floor of terminal A. I have two hours until my connecting flight to Indianapolis, but without the bank resources of a Rockefeller, this post will be short ( at $ .65 cents a minute this is like AOL years ago.)

Okay, so here goes, the trip so far. I did manage to get some sleep last night after unexpectedly hurting my back before work. Not working gave me a chance to sleep, albeit uncomfortably with pain and a heating pad. I woke up early and finished packing before racing off to the airport. Someone somewhere has to do a report, study or article about the availability of food in American airports. If they don't, then they should. It's fascinating and horrifying all at once. In New Orleans, I mistakenly ate my brekkie at the ACME Oyster house restaurant. I have made this mistake before, but trust me, this is the last time. Seriously, it's the worst food I have ever eaten, perhaps second, only to the monstrous gastro-intestinal beast that is the restaurant at the other side of the New Orleans airport.

Here in Atlanta (which is a huge huge huge airport if you haven't been here) the choices are much larger including such big chain eateries as "Wall Street Deli," "Dominos," and the favorite of everyone who likes their food spiced to hell and back but still bland as cardboard, "Houlihans." I was appalled by a kiosk called "Sushi and Salad," but I suppose it's not prepared by the surly looking, phone talking black girl who manned the store. If I'm willing to buy sushi from Sav-A-Center (which I have done before) then I shouldn't be so appalled. Somehow a kiosk with no available kitchen in sight and limited refrigeration seems different though and seems to smack of a Fancy Schmanciness that Atlantians seem to effect.

While waiting for my flight I sat next to a small, petite, Asian woman who yammered away the time in a foreign language. While the noise was kind of annoying, who am I to stop someone from speaking their own tongue. What was odd, freaky and suspect, was her outfit. Why do so many Asian women dress like hookers just in from Hanoi? Seriously, this woman's skirt was hair high and a stiff wind would have frostbitten her nethers. For a group of women that seem about the right size to shop at Gap Kids, it must be a gap kids located next to a brothel.

I'm off to forage for food but let me say this first, Atlanta smokes. Yes, I know it burned once, but now it merely smokes. I was so relieved to see smoker stations in the terminals.

I will report later my further adventures as I head northward to wish my momma a Happy Birthday.

Ciao!

Thursday, September 23

A Sobering Moment

Last night at work I had a sobering moment. A young couple (girl and boy) came into the bar and we began to talk, joke, laugh. They were from Grand Isle, very nice and both very cute. During the course of the night the boy told us that he ships off to Iraq in four days. I was suddenly hit with the reality of this war like nothing before had made me. In four days this boy is being shipped off to a country where over 1000 other people like him have died. He could die.

In all the thoughts, rants I have had about this war ranging from shrieks of dis-approval to my conspiratorial belief that this is a game being played by big oil families like the Bush's to my extreme desire to see Dubya leaving the white house in handcuffs, headed for trial, accused of war crimes. I think America has been hood-winked, bluffed and flat out made fools of by this administration and it's desire to finish his daddies war and be the hero that he really isn't. I think it's time we admit that Georgie Boy is a failure, has never accomplished anything without his parents and their wealthy network of billionaire friends INCLUDING the Bin Laden family.

None of those arguments meant anything at that moment last night. This was a boy, with a girl who loved him, who planned to be married when he returned. I fought the urge to sing 1940's Andrews sisters songs, afraid I would be drummed out for insufficient "ooh-la-la." Why are we sending people like this boy into this situation. True, he signed up for the service or national guard, but why this war, this unpopular war, this war that threatens the entire reputation of our country as a defender of freedom and not a war mongering empire. This boy could die, in vain, leaving holes that will never be filled in the lives of his parents, this lovely girl, those friends that will watch CNN and read news reports and wait for word of his safety or demise.

It was upsetting and though we carried on as if the world wasn't going to abruptly change for him in a few days, it wasn't far from my mind. I'm sure he and his betrothed were doing everything they could to keep their fears quelled. All we can do now is wait and hope, that he will return safely, that our government will find a way to achieve freedom and peace for the Iraqi people and end our occupation, that someday soon he'll be back at my bar, alive.

Wednesday, September 22

I cannot wait!

I have an extreme fondness for lifetime television. It's the only place (until season one comes out on DVD Sept. 30th) to see the Golden Girls. Full Disclosure; I have now seen pretty much every episode of "The Nanny." They have other shows that I will sit through, sometimes even enjoy but I have never really gotten into all the movies. The Danielle Steele ones are stupid, but some of the more has been stars ones are the best. If not for Lifetime, Melissa Gilbert would just be running SAG. Judith Light would still be hawking herself as the savior of the gay community, but was anyone ever listening? Merideth Baxter-Birney (Miss Betty Broderick herself) is kept alive, as are people like Delta Burke, Jean Smart, Annie Potts...wait, basically the entire cast of another favorite sitcom of mine from years past, Designing Women. Recently, though, they have begun advertising a movie that is an absolute must see. Plain Truth.

Even if it's bad, it's guaranteed to be Agnes of God in Amish Country; who could pass that up?

Monday, September 20

List of things NOT to do...

  1. I will not go to VooDoo
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Saturday, September 18

Voting Scams and Home Alone with the Munchies!

Today is election day! Yes, it's special election day in Louisiana. The most important thing on the ballot today was Amendment #1. There has been a push by conservative "family" groups to add an amendment to the constitution banning same sex marriage. Equality Louisiana and others have been fighting to keep this ridiculous bit of discrimination off the ballot, but judges ruled it could go forward today. Here in democratic voting liberal New Orleans (well, democratic voting and liberal compared to the rest of the state) voters were met with a surprise when they showed up to polling places that had no voting booths. The story hasn't been covered by a state wide news service as of yet, so this could be a state wide problem. I certainly hope that it's not happening here because our city is more likely to vote AGAINST the amendment. Louisiana politics, you gotta love our state.

In other news, Guess who went to jail today? Macaulay Caulkin!

Friday, September 17

The Aftermath of Ivan

If I worked in marketing, or if I owned a local gym, I would have rushed a new commercial onto the airwaves.

"Hey fatso! Did you sit around the house during the hurricane eating like a big FAT pig? If you did, get your blubber-butt into the gym!"

Seriously, it seems that the only thing everyone who stayed here in New Orleans for the hurricane had in common was food. Jeff and I both ate like it was going out of style. While I focused on the huge container of tuna salad, in the interest of full disclosure, I admit to eating (in two settings) an entire box of Stove Top Stuffing which I made in the microwave. Jeff on the other hand, inhaled an entire box of chips ahoy, a bag of tostitos, a jar of peanuts, a container of potato salad, half a container of chicken salad (I ate the other half) and god knows what else. I started quizzing people at work last night about this phenomenon and got some very interesting answers. One friend admitted to eating not only an entire bag of Lays Sour Cream and Chives chips, but to eating TWO giant Hershey bars SMEARED with peanut butter. Another friend ate tuna salad too, but tuna salad made with only tuna, pickles and a little mayo. He scooped it up with potato chips. There were admissions of eating "just junk food," but one story took the case.

One of my friends seems lately to be in between homes. He had said that his grandparents were going to fly him out of town but given the difficulty of flying out of the city on a days notice during a hurricane, I assumed that was going to be impossible. When he came in last night I asked him where he rode out the hurricane. "At the bathouse," was his reply. The bathhouse? The Bathhouse? I hadn't thought about it, but if I had, I wouldn't have guessed that they would be open, let alone that someone would seek refuge there. He said that he slept most of the time but that there was some action going on, obviously he wasn't the only one who wanted to "ride out the storm." Later I asked him, "Well, what did you eat?" He got a sheepish look on his face and said, "A ham and cheese sandwich from the vending machine, hey they're fresh! And a bag of microwave butter lovers popcorn." Thus winning the contest of worst food eaten, not necessarily by content, but definitely by situation.

If anyone out there has an entry for "worst food eaten," then drop me a comment below.



Wednesday, September 15

Warning!

Since I am stuck in the house I decided this would be a good time to go through all my old photos and scan them with the new scanner/copier/printer that we got. Be forewarned, some of your e-mail inboxes may soon be littered with photos you forgot how much you hated me for taking.

Tomorrow if I'm locked in still I think I will watch season one and two of Dallas which I just got on DVD. I can't wait till they realease the one where Jock Ewing's head appears in a cloud like ghost form over the entire Southfork ranch.

Hurricanes, Curfews, Anger and Posts I Owe....

Well I am sitting here in my house, plywood on some of the windows, shutters nailed shut on others. The dogs, like their owners, are a bit stir crazy already. I spend HUGE amounts of time laying around doing nothing, but always with the option to go out of the house if I want. Now the city of New Orleans has issued a curfew starting at 2 pm. Businesses had to close (yes, even the bars, but that's another topic, see Anger) and you were supposed to be indoors to "hunker down." The phrase hunker down was used by nearly every single media type at one point or another today. The media hype has been comical but our uber-wonderful Uncle Tom Mayor Ray Nagin has been a total embarrassment. Yesterday he urged people to hit ATM's or banks on their way out of town because "you never know when you're gonna need some benjamins." WHAT? WHAT? Today he urged people that if they did open shelters (fearing the debacle of the last time the superdome was used and gutted by vandals) that you were not to bring your pets, any weapons or your large screen TV. If you are the kind of person who would seek out a shelter it is probably because you have no way of leaving the city. If that's the case, why do you have a large screen TV to start with?

All this and now we are not even going to get hit by Ivan. What a waste of time.

Let's talk about it a little more though. Jeff and I first planned to grab the dogs and head to Jackson, his hometown. We opted not to go that route, fearing that we would be more in the path of the storm so we started looking towards Houston. New Orleans had not yet issued a voluntary evacuation so there were plenty of hotel spaces left, but the only ones that would take dogs (often at an added expense) were SUPER expensive. We decided to stay put for the time being and decide the next day when we knew more about storms path. I went to the pub in the afternoon, it was my day off and I was just wandering around. Terry, the daytime manager, was nice enough to give me some left-over plywood for one of my windows. Our managers (and most of the employees) are fond of thinking of each other as a family, and so I was glad to see that spirit being shown. How quickly it would dissipate. I know in the past that people have stayed at the pub during hurricanes and other inclement weather, and asked if that were going to be offered this time. I was assured on Monday night that I could come to the pub, bring my dogs (though encouraged to bring their kennels) and that Jeff could come along. This became our plan. We went out last night and there were many employees who were planning to stay at the pub as well, it sounded like we were going to have a good time of it, whiling away the wailing winds. I felt like Maggie Smith in "Tea with Mussolini," preparing to tell the National Guard evacuaters, "The Italians and the Germans couldn't get rid of us, do you really think were going to surrender to the Scots?" I digress. Today we were gathering our things (clothes, important papers) and doing the last few things before we left for the bar. I called there to make sure we still had until 2 pm and was told that Jeff wasn't welcome, only employees. My first reaction to this was that it was being done in response to one of our security guards who was determined to bring his sour faced pre-maturely balding boyfriend as well as his straight (unless you have $100 an hour) roommate plus the straight (unless you have $100 an hour) boys girlfriend. I think my situation is a little different. This is the person I dated for 2 1/2 years, who I have lived with for 2 years, who has been issued a pass as a spouse for every holiday for the last 2 years, who is allowed in the employee areas of the bar, always included in every spousal (and close friend) event at the pub and on top of all that, was a customer who was quite friendly with the current operations manager for five years before we ever met. All that said, I was told that I had to call the GM at home to ask his specific permission. I called and he informed me that I could bring the dogs, but not Jeff, as it was against their insurance. He did eventually relent, begrudgingly, but by then I was soooooo furious that I would have drowned in my attic before going there for the night. That was before noon today and I am still angry. There have been many moments when the pub managers and employees have gone out of their way for me, financially and otherwise. Conversely, there have been MANY times that I have gone out of my way for the pub. I have worked longer shifts, covered shifts, decorated for parties that actually cost me more than I made and I totally appreciate the gesture of them allowing us higher ground (though it's self serving....You're not gonna call in sick when it's all over if you're already there) but they infuriated me by determining that part of my family wasn't welcome.

Outside, there is a little rain, a little wind and that's about it. Mobile is probably being trashed already. Jeff's sister lives there, but she evacuated early, so we're glad that she's safe. Perhaps I sound a bit whiny, but I find it odd that not one single member of my fathers family (including my father) called to inquire of my safety. I have received calls from all across the country, California to New York, but nary a peep from my father. I'm going stir crazy and getting bitter.

Posts I owe...Well let's talk about Decadence. There really isn't much to write. It was hot, but not too hot, the crowds were fun, but not out of control. I worked A LOT, long hours, but still had time to go out and have a little fun (and let's get it out of the way, yes I did drink during the holiday and have continued to drink since, but this was a conscious choice and I have yet to get "trashed" or even drink anywhere near the amount I used to drink.) I met two great guys from San Francisco, Jason and Jared. Scott and Sheldon were around a lot since they were staying across the street at the Bourbon Orleans so I got to spend time with them. I like those two, they are a lot of fun. Mike even left his hermits hut to come out some and we stayed at VooDoo way too late one night. Holidays are always a good time to see people who don't come out or who don't come to town except for special weekends. I did have a quarrel with a woman who threw water at me. One of my customers threw his drink on her in response but I'll leave the rest to a story told late at night over a cigarette and a cocktail.

Okay, so that's it....a new post from me...I'm too tired to do links but I promise to update more often from now on...aight!