Tuesday, July 4

Brief Scare...

Sunday afternoon I wasn't really feeling all that great. I had been off the night before and had gone out, consumed a few drinks so it wasn't that odd that I would feel bad the next morning. My friend Justin texted and we agreed to go grab some food at Louisiana Pizza Kitchen. I only ate about half of my personal pizza and had to get to work. By the time I got there I felt like crap and actually threw up. My bosses offered to let me go home and so I did, thankfully. I went to bed to try to sleep but wasn't able. The longer I laid there the worse I felt and then my chest began to hurt, badly. I have lived in a state of distrust since I had the heart attack in February and so I was really worried about this pain. Just for measure I took four baby aspirin. The pain did get really bad and I considered going to the emergency room several times but the pain would subside a bit. I was scared to go to sleep but eventually got a few hours. The next morning I called my doctors office early and told him what had happened. He sent me in for blood tests to check my cardiac enzymes. Those tests came back today normal so I didn't have another heart attack and thankfully don't have to have another angiogram. What happened is kind of a mystery and I will probably undergo some more tests this week, probably an ultrasound on my gall bladder. I feel fine now but for safeties sake they are keeping me home from work at least until tomorrow.

Not to worry gentle readers, I'll be here to spin my tales for a long time...

Sunday, July 2

Absolutely Hysterical!

For anyone who lives in New Orleans or loves New Orleans or just anybody who has a sick sense of humor (which should include most of my readers) then you must check out this website.

How to Fucking Evacuate

Saturday, July 1

For David Jack

This is how I listen to my IPod in the shower without getting it wet...

Happy Happy Birthday Puppies!


Yes that's right, today is my puppies birthday!

My two puppies, Dash and Chase, turn five years old today. Technically this makes them 35, and since I myself will soon be 35, we are all celebrating!

Yesterday I went out and bought the puppies their birthday dinner, a big juicy steak for each of them. Later today I will grill them up and watch the 4.5 seconds it takes for them to wolf it down.

Happy Birthday Puppies!