Okay, this was funny...

So I was sitting at the bar on Thursday night, late, very late... Seated next to me was porn guru Chi-Chi LaRue. She was talking to one of our local thug/hooker/street trash types. They were macking on each other and it got to be time for me to leave. Another queen who I know was standing there looking at the scene and said "I hope she's not disappointed when she finds out he's got a 2 inch dick and a wooden leg..."

Hysterical, yes and I really thought this would be funniest thing I would hear the entire holiday.

I was relating the story to a co-worker last night and after I told him the punch line he said "Oh it's not 2 inches"

Perfect.

I will try to post a wrap up after the holiday is over. Thus far I would brand it as not that great. There are a lot of people here, and it's been great to see some old friends that I haven't seen in forever. Work wise it's been nothing more than a busy weekend, not the overwhelming speed demon type that Decadence used to entail.