On-lookers said Jerry Falwell seemed happy today as he was making his descent to his final resting place, sliding down a water slide to the fiery depths of Hades. Early reports indicate Falwell may have died of a bowel obstruction. One follower was quoted as saying "He spent his whole life keeping evil homosexuals from sticking things up their butts and then he dies of something blocking his own. I guess God really does work in mysterious ways."
I would like to wish him well in serving out his time at Satans sidekick. Together they can spend their time like Falwell did here on earth, spreading pure evil and hate.
