Declaration of War

Over the weekend some little queen gave me a napkin with a song request. It was his second request for Britney Spears songs and he wrote on the bottom "It's Britney, Bitch!"

Here and Now I am declaring war on this phrase. I stood by without much complaint through "talk to the hand" and even "I ain't mad at ya!" but "It's Britney, Bitch!" I just can't handle. Anyone who utters this phrase at me should just expect a face full of hostility cause I'm loadin' both barrels.

Anyway Screw Britney Spears, she's filthy white trash from Kentwood, LA. There I said it. If her behavior the last few months hasn't shown her true colors then her trainwreck performance at the MTV music awards last night should be enough. She's a minorly talented but formerly well handled bimbo who frankly has seen her best days go by already. She's had her time in the spotlight, it should be over now.

The end.